… I have seen almost every accessory for the iPod, a company called Suki comes up with a jaw dropper. Introducing the newest accessory for women who have iPods… the [1] OhMyBod. It’s a portable vibrator that you can plug into your iPod, vibrates according to the rhythm of what you are playing and you can turn the vibes up with your volume.

Great effort with the slogans too:

“A whole new way to plug n’ play”
“Turn in and turn on”
“The ultimate Acsexcory”

Cheezy but catchy! The last one there is a trademark by the way. And the [2] accessories, what great toy doesn’t have the accessories.

This one cracked me up, they actually have a [3] Tips and Tricks section to help you get the most of your accessory. Here are some of the more amusing ones:

“Q: Do certain songs work better than others?
A: Yes. There are some songs that have long pauses or not much in terms of beat or rhythm…but it really depends on your taste in music and what turns you on in terms of vibrations.”

“Can I use OhMiBod in the car?
A: The simple answer is yes - but we don’t recommend it (could be a bit distracting to your driving). But if you are a passenger - we say go for it! Listen to the music through your stereo and play along to make the trip go faster!”

Makes me wonder the next time I see a woman listening to her iPod (real loud) and enjoying herself…

Gives a new meaning to “Sex in the City”. Sorry, couldn’t help that one.

What will they think of next? Never mind, don’t answer that.