Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. The global world is forced to go back to pen and paper, using owls for communication and trade with stone currency until problem is fixed. Time frame until problem is solved — indefinite.

Extra stationery supplies and owls can be purchased [1] here or go to your nearest UPS or FEDEX outlet to purchase an owl. Stones can be traded and purchased with water or/and food [2] here. The current currency rate is: 1 stone = 1 cheeseburger, fries and large drink.

[3] Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash