Posted by The Foo in Humor

Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. The global world is forced to go back to pen and paper, using owls for communication and trade with stone currency until problem is fixed. Time frame until problem is solved — indefinite.

Extra stationery supplies and owls can be purchased here or go to your nearest UPS or FEDEX outlet to purchase an owl. Stones can be traded and purchased with water or/and food here. The current currency rate is: 1 stone = 1 cheeseburger, fries and large drink.

Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

2 Responses to “Breaking news: The whole internet crashes”

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   yoshi said: @ 1:37 pm
   July 30th, 2007 

   
   

   LOLOLOL! I saw this one earlier. I love the onion! And I’m all for owls for communication. :)

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   kailani said: @ 7:37 pm
   July 31st, 2007 

   
   

   My daughter actually has a rock collection. I guess we’re all set! LOL!

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